How to make cat tea…
Two methods.
1. Dip back end, paw, or tail of cat in the water and let steep until desired flavour is acquired. Never dip head of cat; this will damage cat and ruin your cat tea. Note: Do this at your own risk. Unless you have an Abyssinian, most cats dislike water and you may end up with human blood tea.
2. Steep fresh catnip in hot water for several minutes. Let water cool, then present to cat in fancy dish. Sigh as cat pretends to cover it up, only to return later when you are sleeping.
Tea is not Beer
